What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 02:24

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Loons and Moons
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Simone Biles spars with Riley Gaines on social media over trans athlete debate - New York Post
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Are you more of a butt guy or a boob guy?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
WCWS Game 2: Texas Tech evens series with 4-3 win, setting up decisive Game 3 - Yahoo Sports
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
Don’t Try Flying With Erewhon Sunflower Seeds - The Cut
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Treasuries Rally on Fed Cut Hopes, Stocks Hit Peak: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Ravens in "introductory stage" of Lamar Jackson extension talks - NBC Sports